Me: "I don't know if I can ship any more slow burns, it's exhausting"
Writers:
Me:
Writers:
Me:
Writers: "They look at each other next season."
Me: "SIGN ME THE F@CK UP. I GOT TIME."
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Fangs: My dad taught me to throw knives to make me less gay.
Fangs: Now, I know how to suck dick and throw knives.
Toni:*singing* my girlfriends bitchin’ cause I always sleep in
She’s always screamin when she’s calling her friends
Cheryl:um excuse me???
Toni:she’s kinda hot though
Cheryl:again excuse me? I’m literally the hottest person I know
Fangs: You just think I’ll do great because you love me, and love has made you dumb.
Sweetpea: I disagree; if anything love has made me smarter. Remember last week? When I boiled that egg?
Fangs: That was big. I was really proud of you.
Sweet Pea: You can't spell fuck without 'u.'
Fangs: Are you insulting me or flirting with me?
me: *pulling petals off flower* he loves me. he loves me not. he loves m-
flower: he’s cheating on you susan
Fangs:*bursts into room* IM HERE WHATS THE EMERGENCY???
Sweet pea:fangs great timing can you get me the remote it’s on the other side of the couch
Fangs:i-
Sweet pea:fangs there’s no time for this hurry
Fangs:you don’t have big dick Energy
Sweet pea:excuse me??
Fangs: you have enormous dick energy
Sweet Pea: I wanna make you scream.
Fangs: You’re taking me to a scary movie?
Sweet Pea: [chokes] Y-yeah, sure. That's what I had in mind.
Cheryl: Okay Google, how do I get revenge on those who have forsaken me?
Google: The best revenge is letting go and living well.
Cheryl:
Cheryl: Hey Siri…
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